We’ve all heard the saying that “there’s
plenty of fish in the sea.” Be that as it may, it’s not entirely helpful wisdom.
Or, at least, it doesn’t have a lot of positive value to me. Many fish are
poisonous, volatile and threaten me with nightmares.
But even the most pleasant, pretty, desirable fish are still cold-blooded and possess similar mindfulness to that of a potato.
I’m much more interested in dolphins.
Dolphins
are fun, playful, friendly, warm, loyal, and very, very smart.
There may be
plenty of fish in the sea, but fish are not for me.
I much prefer dolphins, yes sir, dolphins please.
Don't know how well dolphin and chips will catch on.
ReplyDeleteIf they all start leaving the planet though it is definately time to stick out your thumb.
D: Not for eating!!!!
DeleteSo long and thanks for all the fish.
Don't wory there are plenty more dolphins in the sea!
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