I came fully equipped with a punchfit wrap around my right wrist, TK's on my knees and my UGE lever belt around my waist. But, all my training and gear was no match for my opponent's increased size, and my ability to fall over even while standing still (true story). I've edited out the children's faces...seemed like a not bad idea with a public post.
Boo, Ryan, you suck! Get off the stage!