tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441090040344969738.post8792948484533799387..comments2024-02-05T18:32:33.711+10:00Comments on One More Plate: James CarlsingtonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441090040344969738.post-46896378852255244452013-02-13T19:26:07.023+10:002013-02-13T19:26:07.023+10:00Shrove tuesday good! Lots of food that is as far ...Shrove tuesday good! Lots of food that is as far from balanced as it is possible to get, and an excuse to go with it.<br />My system was low count. Basically being told I have around 1 in a million chance of conceiving a child. How does this help you may not be asking. Try telling a woman how often you will have to practice to produce a child and see if they become interested.<br />My sense of humour is of the drier more cruel persuasion, usually with a victim, often that being me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10179937235851567496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441090040344969738.post-39880623501816699102013-02-13T14:57:17.395+10:002013-02-13T14:57:17.395+10:00I have to practice my attrocious humour to pick up...I have to practice my attrocious humour to pick up the ladiez. Why? Because everyone knows that it's a dad's job to tell the lamest jokes on the planet. By telling this joke, I cement myself in all women's minds as being clearly the best possible candidate for the father of her soon-to-be-conceived children. Well, that's the way I like to imagine things go down, anyway. The trick isn't just the lame pun itself, but the massive lead up to it.<br /><br />I've actually spent my entire life oblivious to what Shrove Tuesday is. *wikipedia's it*<br /><br />ARGHHH!!! HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS GLORIOUS DAY?!<br /><br />It turns out Shrove Tuesday was yesterday here. I was unaware. I could make myself some pancakes now, but it just wouldn't be the same. I've never done lent and don't intend on starting any time soon.Ryan Fergusonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13887593933721853641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441090040344969738.post-29000955348553859692013-02-13T14:46:08.609+10:002013-02-13T14:46:08.609+10:00Good catch. *edit*
The last time I told this joke...Good catch. *edit*<br /><br />The last time I told this joke, it was to young children, who unfortunately had not yet learned about conduction, so when I got to the punch line, they just looked confused. Not quite as good as the previous time I told it, which was to adults. There was a casualty, that's how brilliantly awful this joke is. I love it, and had to share that love with the world.Ryan Fergusonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13887593933721853641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441090040344969738.post-4156666686818873222013-02-13T01:25:00.237+10:002013-02-13T01:25:00.237+10:00You...actually put this on a blog? ...seriously?
...You...actually put this on a blog? ...seriously?<br /><br />Also, 'James the Invisible'?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05929916092259446233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441090040344969738.post-75168585953758438642013-02-13T01:10:46.261+10:002013-02-13T01:10:46.261+10:00That was truly dreadful, even on my standards, and...That was truly dreadful, even on my standards, and my jokes are bad.<br />You have seen the nature of my humour and topics I will joke about to back this up.<br />Will you be partaking of the culinary delights of shrove Tuesday, and starvation of lent? I'll do one of them.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10179937235851567496noreply@blogger.com